no no, just get a 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 rad you'll get your cpu down to -42069 kelvin
not possible, because ordinary fans can only cool it down to ambient temperature. So you need to change the cooling industry to make it this new special substance, the name is classified tho.
my man Dennis at the CIA gave me the hookup with some sick new case fans that are so fast if you put anything near it, that thing gets blown away at 69 miles per hour, these should work well with my thermal paste
Was 69 mph literally the first number that came to your mind?